My boyfriend keeps me single

‘You can have my number but that doesn’t mean I want to date you’ And still he has the nerves to call you up twenty times a day asking you to go to all sorts of places with him. Saying you only want to be friends and have some nonphysical fun isn’t enough anymore these days. Men expect single woman to be willing and wanting, when it comes to male attention . Well I have some news for you guy’s, I’m FINE being single. I don’t need your lines to make me feel good about myself.

So when phone number guy calls me the first time I don’t see the smoke or smell a fire. We can hang out as buddy’s I figure. To me having a coffee over some good conversation defines friendship, to him coffee means a opportunities to discover how good of a girlfriend I’d make. During coffee number three I’m starting to feel the heat..Complementing me on my looks and bluntly making comments about my ass. Is this how my friends would talk to me I wonder?

Don’t get me wrong I love it when a guy tells me I look beautiful today, any girl would single or married. But hitting me up after I explicitly told you a wasn’t looking for a hook up, that just annoys the hell out of me. What do you guys really think, if I try hard enough she will eventually change her mind, no woman really wants to be single? Well I do and if I would change my mind I’d have enough guts to tell you so.

After meeting a few men like phone number guy ( one actually had the nerve to introduce me as his girlfriend, because he said It was the only way to get me into the party) I have found myself a boyfriend. Finding a boyfriend turns out to be the best excuse to just stay friends. Now when I have a coffee with someone I make sure I drop a comment on how my boyfriend use to live in this neighborhood. And when complimented on my jeans I eagerly agree and tell him how my boyfriend the other day told me the same thing. The best thing about having a boyfriend who does whatever and lives wherever I want him to, because I invented him, really scares of other men to try anything with me. So no need to worry still single and loving it..